when alllll the boys in your town are gross
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
and the ones that arent are total assholes
even when they're pretty gross themselves
by DINGDONGDITCH February 09, 2008
Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.
Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.
by NH GROSS October 04, 2009
When someone nearby catches your attention by saying your name but, is talking to or about someone else with the same name
Stranger: Hey Josh! how are you doing?
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
Josh: *looks up from phone from nearby*
Different Josh who is actually talking to the stranger: I’m good how about you?
Josh: ... I just got mental ding-dong-ditched
by Phlip_side September 12, 2018
by Jerome🥸 June 01, 2021
by BillyBlobThornton June 23, 2021
Running up to your s/o at full tilt, slipping a single finger in for a second then running away while laughing maniacally
by TechTalos July 30, 2021