"guys John totally ding dong ditched me last night." "I was so ready for it to go up there but then he just stopped."
by badgrl696969 May 01, 2019
Ding-dong-ditch means that you knock on a random door and you run away after you knock and when the awnser the door the person or thing will not see you run and they will think that your there but your not your running away from them
by Natalie Eay May 29, 2017
When a piece of shit loser knocks a girl up and can't handle the financial and emotional responsibility of being a father so he leaves her high and dry.
by Chadleyturpenkum March 12, 2017
after pastor tom ding dong ditched mary clarence, she decided she was going to penguin him the next time before she boston pancaking his brother
by clint from huntingtown December 19, 2009
Acronym/ DDDD, The matter of ding dong ditch'ing other peoples houses and normally is done on a December.
by December 04, 2018
When you are giving a guy oral sex and as soon as he is going to cum you get the hell out of the way as quickly as possible. "Ditching" It.
by Usteen The Zombie Queen February 24, 2010
When an Asian is analing someone in the ass and then pulls out and runs away right before they're about to cum.
by lmaooops November 14, 2016