A term for being in a rural area with hickish appeal. Stems from the sound the Banjo makes when played.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

when some really bad happens and you don't want to swear but you still want to make it sound legit.

Slang word for penis.

A violent Asian drinking game first started by a group of budhist monks who were kicked out of their monastary for excessive drinking. The game is a combination of balance, coordination, and alchohol/pain tolerance. The game begins by two people drinking 5 beers. (rice wine was the original drink of choice, but it has become increasingly sparce in america.) Once the contestants have consumed the beers, they walk 5 paces apart from each other and are blindfolded. One at a time they turn around, walk back blindfolded, about 9 paces, and attempt to kick their opponent in the head. If they hit, they drink a beer. then they go back to the starting point and wait for the other mans turn. the game ends when on person gets a kick to the head that he cannot get up from. The winner then ripps of his blindfold challenges someone else.

(adj form = dingdanger) A term used to describe any event or person that is ridiculously hick, country, redneck, or uneducated. A great way to people watch and discuss without the dingdangers in question having any idea.

No shit?

Ubelievable.