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Abbreviation of Dilophosaurus, the venomous dinosaur from Jurassic Park and slang for sexual move.
To give a 'dilo' one releases an umbrella behind the head at the point of ejaculation into recipient's face to give the illusion of the creature's deadly attack. A screech is optional but advised.
The dilo is largely theory based.
To give a 'dilo' one releases an umbrella behind the head at the point of ejaculation into recipient's face to give the illusion of the creature's deadly attack. A screech is optional but advised.
The dilo is largely theory based.
by cubeadvance September 02, 2008
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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1.Solid spelt backwards. Solid is a state of matter, being reversed solid it refers to nothing. 2.Abosolute nothing. 3.Australian slang for nothing.
by Simon Manning February 12, 2007
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Dilo is the abbreviation for the name Dilovan or the dinosaur Dilophosaurus.
* The name :
Dilo is a wonderful and magnificent girl. She will always be here when you need her. She loves using sarcasm and is a cynical person. Her humour is literally the best and you always laugh when you're around her. She doesn't know her qualities, that's why you'll always have to remember her how amazing she is even though she will always deny it. Dilo is also a beautiful and a flawless person. She is the best friend you will ever have and you will never forget her.
* The dinosaur :
Dilophosaurus is a carnivore dinosaur and has a quiff on his head.
* The name :
Dilo is a wonderful and magnificent girl. She will always be here when you need her. She loves using sarcasm and is a cynical person. Her humour is literally the best and you always laugh when you're around her. She doesn't know her qualities, that's why you'll always have to remember her how amazing she is even though she will always deny it. Dilo is also a beautiful and a flawless person. She is the best friend you will ever have and you will never forget her.
* The dinosaur :
Dilophosaurus is a carnivore dinosaur and has a quiff on his head.
1. Look at her ! Her name is Dilo. She's the best.
2. Have you heard Dilo's jokes ? They are hilarious !
3. Where is Dilo I miss her !
2. Have you heard Dilo's jokes ? They are hilarious !
3. Where is Dilo I miss her !
by Demeka March 15, 2015