Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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redneck mom:Clevis!!!!!!!!! did you knock up the next door neighbors daughter.
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clevis:no ma i aint ever done did dat.
redneck mom:i dont beleieve ya,dont make me get out the dillywacker.
Clevis:NO MA!!!
(redneck mom slaps sons weiner with dillywacker)
Clevis:oooooohhh ma it burns!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by chickenpotpie45 October 15, 2011
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also known as the wack, dilly wacker 3000, wackatron, wackzilla, wacktimus prime, bongzilla, darbzilla, wackism.
Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.
Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.
Is the main producer of a commodity that bitches love called wackjism.
Well known bed time story told to young bitches in hope they will abstain from sex. Instilling fear that their vaginal cavities will be torn apart by the wack stick and filled with glorious yet acidic wackjism.
by mjizzle April 29, 2012