A religion originating in the year 2006 cheifly to worship Chuck Norris' ass kicking. Founders include Adam, Dillon, and Andrew.
I am a member of the faith of Dillonism
by Adam Compton May 21, 2006
Get the Dillonism neck gaiter and mug.
A very skilful football player and basketball play. He's the guy micheal jordan won't 1v1. He also smells purple. Sounds like the chef that give you food poisoning.
Omg I think dillon smells yellow

Shut up nerd it's totally purple.
by TerryLovesYogurt August 04, 2019
Get a Dillon mug for your mate Beatrix.
Dillon is the kind of guy to never drop a bet. (No matter what...) He has the prettiest eyes and never shuts up about it. He's the kind of guy to spend hours on end calling you till you fall asleep. He's always unpredictable and the funniest person you'll ever meet. The first time you hear his voice you know you're never going to stop talking to him. Oh yeah, and he's "perfect" :)
Lol Dillon just dyed his hair bright blue for a bet, that man has some balls.
by Fluhffy June 27, 2019
Get a Dillon mug for your coworker Riley.
The most amazing boy you will ever meet. He can put a smile on your face with one glance. He is kind, caring, and always concerned about you. He's one of a kind. He's not like every other person these days, who just waltzes around not caring for anyone else, simply living their life just because. He lives each day to the fullest. He strives to the be the best he can and the amount of love he can hold is unbelievable. He is wonderful to be around and is always making people laugh. He makes every moment feel like a memory worth keeping. When he laughs, he makes you want to stay right where you are and share the moment with him. He is the best boyfriend a girl could ever want. Romantic, sweet, caring, humorous, silly. When he looks into your eyes and smiles at you, you feel like if you're with him and that everything will be okay. The world could be falling down around you, but when you're in his arms, you feel like there are no worries. He's one of those people who you NEVER want to leave. EVER. He's one that you will want to hold onto forever. plus he's a fierce lover. ;)
damnnnnnnnnn what-a-dillon
by youwassuphello February 12, 2017
Get a dillon mug for your coworker Manley.
Dillon is one who in a past life was a manticore. When first meeting him, he might seem like a quiet, shy even normal guy. DO NOT BE DECEIVED!! In reality hes just trying to get used to his life as a human who, sadly, cannot fly... Dillon is an incredible dancer with a smirk that will melt your eyeballs (in the best sort of way). He's such a gentleman, and knows how to make a lady laugh so muchly that she farts, or you know, snorts like a normal person.
THAT WAS SO FUNNY, YOU ALMOST PULLED A DILLON, THERE!
Get a Dillon mug for your cousin Jerry.
A name generally given to a boy/male, although spelt differently from the “Dillon’s” you probably know yourself.

Dillon(s) consist of many things. Firstly, they tend to have a lot of friends, due to their charming nature. He’ll be the best boyfriend you’ll ever find - guaranteed.

He’ll probably think that he’s the best around, which to a degree, is probably true. His comedy is also pretty scuffed, and usually, will laugh at the stupidest shit, which could be taken as a positive and a negative. Imagine telling a joke that a Dillon doesn’t laugh it - that’s a profound way to tell whether or not your joke is shit

If you know a Dillon, chances are they are a gamer.

He’s also probably a furry.
“HEY, look, it’s Dillon, right over there!”
Did you know he’s a furry!?”
“OH?!”
“Let’s go curbstomp him!”
“Alright”
by The One Who Spoke The Truth October 28, 2019
Get a Dillon mug for your daughter Julia.
L'il Bitch
You know Dillon?

Yeah, isn't he a l'il bitch.
Yeah.
by Arecus98 February 24, 2019
Get a Dillon mug for your cousin Jovana.