A term used to describe someone, who having left the protection of a group of their own accord, then wishes to return to the group, only to be be rejected (and ridiculed for their stupidity).

If you leave America to live in China, and then decide you don't like Chinese food, but America won't let you return to live there, you are, without doubt, a 'Dilligaf'
Bob: 'John wants to come with us to the Pub'
Bill: 'Hasn't John got a Man-Bag?'
Bob: 'Yes'
bill: 'Then he can get royally Dilligaffed!'
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Banker 1: Anyone know why the Dollar has dropped against the Euro today?

IT Guy: Dilligaf

Banker 1: is that like a subordinated bond problem?
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Accronym as sung by Kevin Bloody Wilson
Australian Comic
Its stress relief made easy, its simple and it works, just say DILLIGAF next time you got to deal with dick heads wankers and jerks.

And when you go out, stick a DILLIGAF on your T Shirt or you hat and when some cunts giving you the shits, just say "Mate... Read That"
by Mr Hamster August 07, 2006
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Commonly used on Facebook, to describe a feeling of being annoyed and/or want everyone to know you could care less.
Jamie: "OMGahh! You never text me back, I hate you!"

Daniel: "DILLIGAF?!"
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Joe: hey Bob look what i got.

Bob: Joe, DILLIGAF.

(dill-a-gaf)
by spawnicus April 23, 2008
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