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You havent had my Dillard yet.

You can't handle the dillard.
by The Dillard November 21, 2008
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A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a racist, heartless company who will screw over good people in any way they can for measly buck.
"Man, our boss really doesn't care about us"
Yeah, this place is a real dillards!"
by niftygal July 13, 2009
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the act of being gay, or retarded
yo why did you just say that, ur mad dillard!

Tyrome-YO CALVIN,lets cut class n play some handball!
Calvin- Na man i have to go to class and get an education, and have a great future.
Tyrome- wow calvin, ur a fuckin dillard
by Dillard Johnson the Third April 28, 2007
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A person who has lost their license due to a DUI and has to ask their brothers for rides to, and from, work.
Fred — My brother needs a ride to work in the morning, and picked up in the afternoon. He lost his license because of a DUI...

Ed — What a Dillard!!
by notched April 04, 2011
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you insult someone with this swear word.it means that you are a bitch and a bastard,fuckshit.dipshit,gay and a stoner/boner.
a kid who thinks he's all that,in other words a dillard.
by InDeRpArTaP April 21, 2009
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