Urban Dictionary: Dildo cheese

Dildo cheese

The crusty remains left on an overly used (but not in awhile) dildo. Usually containing old lube and girl cum. Yummmmm.

"I found my old dildo in the closet. It was covered in dildo cheese!"

"TMI. Wow WTF"

by Dalty November 02, 2009

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Dildo cheese

Cheese in a dildo

Hey man I found my moms dildo cheese was still fresh

Wtf cheese?

by Penisfucker69 December 03, 2020

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Dildo cheese

Cheese made of dildos

Would you like some dildo cheese with that sir ...

by Irongimp69 March 06, 2017

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Dildo with Cheese

Main cuisine in whorehouses, and alleyways with fun uncles. Can be ordered at Dominos but with a lot of persuading and pickle tickling.

Daddy: can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominos: say what nigga
Daddy: I said, can I get a dildo with cheese
Donald from Dominoes: meet me in the bathroom
*A few inches later*
Daddy: that was fun to order thanks nigga
Donald from Dominoes: the fuck you say to me white boy

by You got Lumbago April 04, 2019

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cheese dildo

a dildo made of cheese

Michelle loves cheese so much she likes anal sex with a cheese dildo.

by winkie36 May 10, 2012

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