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The Dildo Ranch is a world famous resort located in the heart of the arizona desert. The Dildo Ranch Offers affordable prices on new (and used) dildos. But there's a catch... To get into The Dildo Ranch one must prove his worth... A small asian man with white facial hair is waiting for you... Not to accept your entry fee (which is 5 dollars with a student I.D.) but to check the firmness of your erection (yes, all customers whom wish to enter into the world renown ranch must provide one erection.) Only one erection per customer will be counter for the discounted rate (including the student I.D. discount)
Cheers!
Cheers!
"Have you ever been down to the dildo ranch?"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Were headed to the dildo ranch guys!"
"I brought my Suncard to the ranch to enjoy 2 for 1 prices at the Dildo Ranch!"
"Let's all go to the dildo ranch!"
"I saw that scoots applied to work the door at the Dildo Ranch!"
by Scoots and friends July 08, 2009
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011