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When you have a boner and run into the wall, your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurt like hell.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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A cultural and aesthetic mind-state that prioritizes making money, even as an “underground” or “radical” creator. The work isn’t made for money, but it’s the money that matters the most.
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When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.
Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.
by Ten Retro January 17, 2019
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