Last night, I decided to change it up and got dilded by my wife.
by jmerriex March 02, 2013
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1. A word often used in a phrase to express despair at a dire situation.

2. Also can be used as a way of insulting someone, or inferring you don't care about their whingeing.

3. Can be used as a random comment.
"Oh man, that sucks the dild."

"Go suck a dild."

"Dild."
by catastridphe July 17, 2006
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A phalic instrument used for self-stimulation.
Ross, you're such a fuckin chocolate covered dild! Go back home and do the Jack off! God damn, what a fuckin ass ramming cock fag...
by Dangis Kahn January 13, 2004
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The lazy way to say "Dildo".
Yo, shut the f*ck up, or ima smack you with your sisters dild
by James January 02, 2004
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The quick way to say "Dildo". This is mainly because it's quicker and easier to say while still retaining the full effect of the word dildo.

This can be used for insulting or general use.
"Dild isn't even a real word!"

"Yes it is Greg, don't be such a stupid dild."
by GhostNinja2073 February 24, 2009
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