The best guy you'll ever meet in your entire life. he's nice, he's sweet, caring, selfless, amazing, and just a great guy in general. definitely something to look forward to on a daily basis. he's a really attractive guy, and every girl wants him. if you have a Dijon, make sure you take care of him well, he's a keeper. Dijon has the best personality, and always accepts you for who you are. he has a good sense of humor, and style as well! girls, make sure you don't let this great offer pass by!
I wrote you a definition Dijon, just for the heck of it!
by yumyumballs January 11, 2015
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Someone that is Charming at first but hurtful. He only thinks about his self and cares only about how he looks and the worst personality ever. If you have a Dijon, get to know him first before letting him your love of life.
You are so disgusting you remind of a Dijon
by Rayn Ray May 29, 2018
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Smooth talking your way into getting whatever you want. Being sneaky, slimy, or otherwise underhanded to achieve the equivalent of theft.

Derives from the skeezy dog-rat character, Dijon, in the Disney movie, "Ducktales the Movie—Treasure of the Lost Lamp."
I felt like dicking over Comcast for the hell of it, so i Dijoned them cutting out bill in half while including free HBO for a year
by knockknockout November 24, 2009
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A. Coined by mark the beast
B. Meaning - Cool, the ultimate of cool.
That guy mark is dijon, he gets all the ladies.
by allen February 24, 2005
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When you are fucking a girl and you have no jizz left in the tank so you piss all over her face
Dude last night I was fuckin this chick and I had nothin left in the tank so I dirty dijoned all over her face
by Dijonhunter123 April 08, 2017
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A cock that tastes a little too tangy. A dirty dick unwashed from sweat and filth or carrying the remnants of a sexual encounter with a different partner.
Carol suspects I'm getting booty on the side now. I didn't have time to shower when I got home from banging Dana last night and well.......she got a little Dijon Dick.
by Eaton Holgoode March 09, 2017
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An amazingly intricate object(flavor) that seduces your senses like how an ice cube is to an hot sidewalk. One taste and you'll be longing for another smack of that tangy burning sensation. Being addicted to it maybe EXTREMELY dangerous. Your mind maybe be enjoying the awkwardness of the taste, but your taste buds are getting the bad end.

Also known as hot or spiked mustard.
DUDE! Did you get a load of that Tangy Dijon (mustard), IT was awesome! It just tasted...SO INTERESTING!

also:
A-*grabs fish stick*,Wow, is that some tangy Dijon?
B- YEP! But you better watch out, don't wanna burn your tongue off.
A- *Dips fish stick* Bah, doesn't matter. This is the best mustard ever!
by OfMrGiWTFfBrBiQNUWAY October 25, 2006
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