"Elephants are the only animals that can't jump... but I digress. Back to Physics..."
by Bertha September 21, 2003
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When the fluid levels inside your penis change all of a sudden. The act of cumming quickly and excessively.
My girlfiend jerked me off so bad that I digressed all over her face.
by ozzy4_ever October 12, 2011
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When you're Ferda Boys, fighting chairs with hand paddles, and putting your ass in the fire.
I'm not sure what digressing even means... It's because you're fucking stupid.
by The digressor April 19, 2019
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Imaginary circle one steps or moves into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.
They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. This was made all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a tish (titch, skosh, trifle) and announcing that he was now inside the Circle of Digression.
by mcveym+mitchellc April 13, 2011
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To deviate from the original topic of conversation, to go off topic. Typically one says this phrase when they realized they have gone off topic and decide to return to the original point.

Another definition is to return to an original point.
Man1: Yes yes I know I'm a slacker and an asshole, but I digress. We need to come up with a plan now. (bad example sorry)

George was doing so well with getting his grades up but he's digressed into that bad behavior of drinking and partying all night and not doing any work.
by cloudsgrl October 27, 2010
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This is what happens when you watch a video on YouTube, watch a suggested video shown at the far right edge of the screen, and another, and another until you end up at a video that is completely different from what you originally watched.
I want to see some Pokemon game glitches. I'll check YouTube. (One hour passes) Why am I listening to "You Spin Me Round (Like a Record)"? YouTube digression, I guess.
by Nikki Delfino September 26, 2011
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Imaginary circle one steps into when going off on a tangent during lively intellectual conversation.
They were having a rollicking discussion when he suddenly veered off topic. He made this all the more obvious by scooting his chair over just a titch and announcing that he was stepping into The Circle of Digression.

Sometimes referred to by insiders as the COD.
by mcveym+mitchellc April 13, 2011
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