The act of inappropriately touching a person under the legal age of sexual activities. Usually performed by Fry Shapland and Jay Inglis. Can be done in any occasion and can also be related to Paedophilia
Jay: "Holy shit did you hear about fry?"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
Kaycee: "No, Jay you handsome fellow to tell?"
Jay: "Apparently he diddled the hell into an entire Orphanage"
by Not Big Jay January 30, 2011
Person 1: Hey guys i just got a Mars bar for 70p from the shop.
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
Person 2: They're 40p next door man.
Person 1: Really?
Person 3: It seems that you've been diddled my friend
by SummerOnions March 27, 2009
Conned by a northerner
Guy 1: That tradesman overcharged me for the wall he built for me
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
Guy 2: By how much???
Guy 1: £2000
Guy 2: You've been diddled mate
by morgjones13 September 28, 2015
by Lpdodjfbficirhehwixif April 28, 2018
by rokesmith February 14, 2005
by poop December 13, 2003
Stimulation to the clit, mostly in female masterbation, but can also apply when someone else is joined in the stimulation.
friend #1: "What are you doing tonight?"
friend #2: "I don't know, probably stay here and diddle my skittle- wanna help?"
friend #2: "I don't know, probably stay here and diddle my skittle- wanna help?"
by Malaine Boheme February 12, 2006