Did my thing.

What a pervert says when he gets to a point in a conversation where he thinks what he is about to describe is too much for his audience to handle.

Christopher: So I was at the laundromat with Carl and realized we were alone. So I, you know...did my thing. Then I pulled up my pants and went home.

Lisa: Wait! What the fuck does that mean?

Christopher: You know...did my thing.

by Mr Poopypants April 15, 2017