Anthony: Don't expel your rudities at me.
Rob: That's not a word.
Anthony: It is now. I'm a dictionaryist.

"I'll be back from vacation soon. How are my fish doing?"
"Yeah, about that... 😅"

"He went to choke the chicken..."
"But that's animal abuse! How are you guys okay with this?!"
"I don't think that's what he meant by that 😅"