A big book of words, where people look up definitions of words. The dictionary is missing many words, like the ones in here! If you're still confused, click here to look up dictionary
My name is not in the dictionary.
by hExDeCiMaL December 13, 2003
A malevolent literary device for cramping the growth of language and making it hard and inelastic. This dictionary, however, is most useful.
by Zak May 03, 2003
by insanepeabrain February 02, 2010
by My name is Iggy, screw off October 23, 2006
by RadioKing01 November 29, 2009
1) A book used to look up the definitions of words.
2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.
2) A gay version of Pictionary where you guess who's genitalia a player is drawing.
1) DOUCHE #1: Hey bro, look up swagger in the dictionary.
DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.
DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.
DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!
2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.
GAY GUY: *Draws penis*
STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?
GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.
DOUCHE #2: I can't dude 'cause my four popped collars become so tight around my neck that they have damaged my spinal chord and rendered the lower half of my body useless thus I am unable to open a book.
DOUCHE#1: That sucks man. I'm gonna go dip my balls in kerosene and light them on fire 'cause that would make a sweet Youtube video.
DOUCHE#2: Rock on bro!
2) STRAIGHT GUY: Okay your turn.
GAY GUY: *Draws penis*
STRAIGHT GUY: Gahh! WTF is that?! Aren't we playing Pictionary?
GAY GUY: Pictionary? Oh... I thought you said Dictionary.
by Jacob the Traveling Salesman January 29, 2009
by Anonymous August 26, 2003