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A woman that appears to be quiet when you first meet her, but once you begin unraveling her personality you realize that she scarily independent.
John: Have you met Angela?
James: No, why?
John: She's a crazy dicta! We went out to dinner and the waiter got the order wrong, so she demanded a free dish. It was so embarassing.
James: Haha! That just made my day.
by Rich.Music. December 08, 2010
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An exclamation made when your friends or family are teasing you to a point where you can't handle it anymore and a hissy fit is in order.

Derived from a YouTube user's famed outburst following Britney's lackluster performance at the 2007 VMA's.
Sarah: 'OMG Susan, I can't believe you are wearing the same skirt as yesterday. Oh, and by the way, EVERYONE knows what you did with Kevin on the weekend. Plus you look a little fat, are you retaining water?'

Susan: 'LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE!'
by Billy Chickenhole September 15, 2007
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The area of the male genitals where the penis meets the scrotum.
As a result of too-rough sex with his Argentinian girlfriend, David had a scar that circled the entire way around his penis, just above the dictum.
by dogeye October 15, 2009
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A conjunction of the words "dick" and "rectum". Although it supposedly means an order or decree, it actually is a discreet insult used when insulting someone of a lower IQ than yourself.
"Tom, you're a dictum".
by YoureADictum February 16, 2006
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Thinking that "Tums" (An antacid is any substance that counteracts stomach acidity) are a highly dangerous and highly addictive drug. Knows side effects of being a dictum are the grating of cherry flavored Tums and snorting them through the nose. Most people also consider these people unworthy of being called intellectuals and therefore pronounced "dicks" instead.

Dick + Tum = Dictum
Little did Timmy Gonzales' mother know but her willingness to expose her son to Tums lead to a habit that later expanded into a form of addiction leading to a complete collapse of his social life and the permanent title of dictum.

"I wonder if Timmy's girlfriend knows what a dictum he is"
by monotox February 28, 2005
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Dictum can mean three things.

1) when a dick comes out of the rectum of a futa in hentai

2) when a dick gets erect when their rectum is stimulated (either the person watching or receiving stimulation)

3) when a dick is in the rectum
"Dictum futas really turn me on"

Or

"Goddamn, you're really giving me a dictum right now! Super hot~"
Or
"Can you give me a dictum? It's a fetish of mine"
by AeronaTheFox May 17, 2021
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