adj. Being distracted from any regular routine by a man's dick, either by accident or he might just be showing off.
1. As my hubby descended the stairs with a grande boner which he proudly stuck in my face as I ascended, I was incredibly dickstracted and almost fell down the stairs.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
2. My first dickstraction was at a nude beach. I was 12, saw a boner and almost fell in a hole.
by pfc. Snowball December 26, 2008
Susan drifted off while talking to her friend, dickstracted by the memory of her encounter the night before.
by SneakyChiefy December 29, 2017
Is when you completely can’t think straight because you been getting the best dick . An thats all your thinking about
by Jrenee27 February 17, 2020
by CasualFuckingChaos August 27, 2020
by Tradicktion December 23, 2015
"My girlfriend was talking last night; leaned over and her cleavage was showing...I got dickstracted and have no clue what she was going on about."
by BLaze July 27, 2012
The female equivalent of titstracted. When you unintentionally walk into a wall, trip over a toddler, or drop your Starbucks latte when you see a hot guy's cock-outline in the front of his jeans.
The latest Tom Hiddleston paparazzi photo -- where you can clearly see his cock-outline -- got me so dickstracted that I drooled onto my phone screen.
by Dharma Midget September 21, 2016