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Old 80s school insult recently ressurected
You f*****g dicksplash!
by Ze Lion October 06, 2003
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Aug 10 Word of the Day
Running for exercise and picking up trash you find along the way. It's good for the body, mind, soul, and environment! Started in Sweden but is making its way to the U. S.
It's nice out and the city is filthy. Let's go plogging!
by Another damn hippie. May 09, 2018
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An individual with little to no societal worth..usually a jerk for no reason, characteristied as accidental birth as semen should have been discarded on a fabric, towel, or anything other than a vagina
Dude 1: " you meet Karl yet?".
Dude 2: "you mean the dick splash that hit on your mom at your dad's funeral?"
by CH256 September 12, 2014
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Localised slang for 'bellend' usually conferred on an individual whose character is accurately reflected in the word.
by Richard July 23, 2003
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n. the often unpopular splash or stain made by a male during clumsy urination on either ones own or someone elses trousers and/or footwear.
"Oh!......thanks for the dick splash mate."

also

"Hey".....nice dick splash."
by Dick Splash February 28, 2005
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When you make your Nan a cup of tea, and when you're about to give it to her, you take your penis out, and splash your dick in it, so it splashes all over her!
"OH FOR GOD SAKE, BRIAN. I'M COVERED IN YOUR DICK SPLASH."
by Bloomerz August 30, 2011
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