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A dispatcher who has a superiority complex, suffers from Narcissistic Personality Disorder and gets off exercising their power over others.
Amelia is a real dickscratcher for sending our unit 20 miles to that facility when there is another one parked out front of the facility!
by douche-hater July 14, 2010
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Sep 12 Word of the Day
Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.
A:dude, Anatidaephobia is the coolest phobia ever!
B:quack!
by blank babushka October 24, 2009
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When you masturbate to hard and your dick splits.
Fuck man I was masturbating way to hard last night and I got a dick scratcher
by skinny puta May 22, 2017
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An offensive man who is also stupid and believes he is always right no matter what.
I told that dick scratcher it wouldn't work and now we have to fix it.
by MrBadmouth October 16, 2004
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