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A condition in which someone's nose, usually but not limited to a female, has increased its size due to in large part of being slapped in the face with a numerous amount of penis.
Todd: "Man, what happened to Christina's nose?"

Fred: "My dick is what happened."

dick nose
by Mr. Wright June 22, 2007
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A term used to describe a friend or enemy whose nose is bulbous on the end.
Jonny: "Have you seen Doug lately?"
Samuel: "Uh which one is Doug again?"
Jonny: "The fat guy with the dicknose."
Samuel: "Oh yeah, super nice guy!"
by BING-CHONG The 1st December 05, 2010
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(n) The subject of a colloquial insult which is rarely based on fact, meaning a person with a dick in place of a nose, or vice-versa.
"Guess again, dicknose!" - Donald Fagen
by crackotfige September 04, 2005
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When the tip of a person's nose has an indent in the middle looks like the tip of a penis.
ie. "Gerard Depardieau has the worst case of dicknose I've ever seen!"
by JDubbbb January 11, 2007
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Kid: Hey mummy, let's go and see the dicknose at the zoo!
Mother: Have you been on urbandictionary.com again?!?
by Bundle Of Sticks April 24, 2004
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A person whose absolute trash at everything they do. And has a micro-penis.
Dammnit Dan! You’re such a dick nose!

There goes dick nose Jeff again, jerking off all over the walls.
by RyanAwesome April 10, 2020
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