The bruise that results from dick-whipping someone; generally seen on the face.

Briefly, "the realization that each random passerby is living a life as vivid and complex as your own." Originally from the Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows, which has a lot more beautiful neologism definitions like this you might enjoy.

A person who does not understand basic symbols. He often confuses himself that checkbox is the same as tick mark.

A burnmark which appears on your penis when you're giving a girl anal and she farts all over your cock (usually quite a wet fart too, m'lord).