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The state of being "dickhurt" is defined by a combination of butthurt and being a douche, or in other words full of yourself.
by italianstallion1234 February 29, 2012
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had “cheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: “Am I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed “I LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
by Callmemaybe69 May 12, 2021
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when someone gets upset at a statement or act that was done to them.
That shirt does not look right on you. Don't get all dick hurt about it! Just change it!
by A cool person :) October 21, 2011
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the state of having metaphorically fucked someone or something so much that it hurts but you get pissed off at them like they caused the pain. There is usually a power asymmetry involved. See Also: persecutory delusions.
She got so dickhurt about her maid quitting on her after spitting on them for not getting the floor clean enough.
by Neologically March 05, 2019
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That feeling when you cum, and attempt to cum again shortly after. Your dick starts throbbing in pain and you regret doing it.
Joe: Hey, why you screaming?

Jack: I'm so fucking dick-hurt after wanking it's unreal.
by Bob Is Epic January 23, 2018
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(adj.) when a person with a penis feels or shows negative emotions after a comment is made about his penis, directly or indirectly. He will usually take offense, even to general statements, and will respond with anger and/or by personally attacking the person who made the comments.
The Instagram follower got dickhurt and cussed me out when I said men over 40 can’t keep up, sexually, with women in their prime.
by Btwitsjennifer May 09, 2018
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When your dick hurts a lot, like so much it feels like you just banged your friends mom, or like you just banged a pine cone wall either one works.
by Ashbo 94 April 14, 2020
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