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When your dick functions differently than other depending on hardness or drunkenness
I had sex for so long last night that I think I have Dickfunction because it wouldn’t go down.
by Wilburyoung May 04, 2019
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Sep 11 Word of the Day
when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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