A supposed adult man who still gets an allowance from his mom and throws literal hissyfits when he wants to buy something and is told to use his own money. Completely unable to support himself so he leeches off other people in his life. Also, was on top chef and lost because he doesn’t know how to cook a shrimp. And he trespassed to poison a tree on someone else’s property by drilling holes in the trunk and injecting homemade herbicide, all because the tree’s branch was blocking sun to solar panels he wanted on his roof. And he’s going bald and is really self-conscious about it.
“He is suuuuuuch a dickfuck.”
by Justa.littlebitch June 09, 2020
Get the Dickfuck neck gaiter and mug.
someone who acts like such an A**hole, they need to be labeled two curse words at the same time
by Brigitte Brock June 19, 2003
Get the Dickfuck neck gaiter and mug.
Billy is being obnoxious; Eddy tells him,"shut up you dickfuck." Eddy uses the word "dickfuck" to insult Billy.
by Bitchlica April 03, 2005
Get a Dickfuck mug for your cousin Jovana.
A fucking idiot who won't shut the fuck up, yet hasn't the slightest clue that they are wrong, because they are so fucking concieted.
Thomas is a dickfuck and someone needs to set the facts straight to shut his fat ass up.
by GeurillaChris December 22, 2005
Get a Dickfuck mug for your daughter Zora.
When a guy fucks another guy in his dick with his dick; dick on dick action.
Tom wanted to dickfuck Ted.
by Satan Demon August 12, 2003
Get a Dickfuck mug for your boyfriend Günter.
Something that looks like shit or anything that looks bad. This saying is used in many places such as school, art class, and in everyones everyday conversations.
"Man, that painting looks like dickfuck.", "Dont dip your elbow in that dickfuck."
by Nicholas Glenn Ramirez December 24, 2007
Get a Dickfuck mug for your dad James.
Past tense of the world renowned verb dickfucking. It's either getting fucked by a dick or fucking a dick. We are also not exactly sure...
George: "Do you want to get dickfucked or do you want to dickfuck?
Henry: "Yes?"
by My Ahsatan March 10, 2021
Get a DickFucked mug for your dog Nathalie.