when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time
John: I went to the pool today

Jeremy: Oh yeah?

John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
by Colin2010 August 15, 2008
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When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar
Jenna had a rough week at work and crashed her car. She needs a dick me up.
by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015
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In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works
Aye bro let's go to the corner store and get a Ol Dick Dressed up.
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It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll
by Master. Bates July 11, 2017
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When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
“When I’m hard my dick basically looks at me, I must have Up-dick.”
by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020
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phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
by lazy_freak154 October 23, 2010
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A song about fucking up with a thot and throwing an orgy.
You: What song are you listening to(
Me: I’m playing Fucked Up Dicks
by gregben June 28, 2021
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