when a male is aroused several times throughout the day; one erection after another for an extended period of time
John: I went to the pool today
Jeremy: Oh yeah?
John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
Jeremy: Oh yeah?
John: Yeah! there were so many babes, I was doing dick push-ups for a solid three hours!!!
by Colin2010 August 15, 2008
When someone is bummed and needs some deep dicking to feel better. May involve opening up a dick in a jar
by CaptainJabbin November 19, 2015
In Florida a Dick Dressed up is Fried polish or hot dog with all the toppings on it, basically a polish sausage with the works
by Cirocboiben July 03, 2017
It means that you had sex. You normally say it when it is you first time having sex and getting rid of your Virginity and throw away that sex doll
by Master. Bates July 11, 2017
When your dick points almost straight up when hard. Also, you can’t push it down passed 90 degrees of angle. You can basically lift weights with your dick if you have up dick.
by IYKYK.. Hi friends September 25, 2020
phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer
-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?
- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it
by lazy_freak154 October 23, 2010
by gregben June 28, 2021

