This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.
Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.
by Versatile337 January 11, 2009
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A not so typical picture of a dick taOR from approximately knee height (easier to take with longer arms or while squatting) angled in the upward direction in order to showcase both the nuts and dick. Be sure to have an erect dick or run the risk of appearing to simply have three nuts. Be sure to avoid anus, but if not possible, be sure to cover with emoji.
Women love surprise nut-updick pics! OR
Did you get his nut-up dick pic?! What a great angle!
by Hahaballs February 13, 2021
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When someone takes a cock and shoves it so far up your ass your body recognizes it as a new organ.
Dude 1: I read the book A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ.\
Dude 2: Yeah man A dick so far up my ass my body recognizes it as a new organ is a good book
by Senapi April 21, 2021
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exercise for your penis that is like a push-up.
The historical American did dick-ups to help his erection last longer.
by Coop Dupe June 14, 2021
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A guy who's a master at giving himself a hardon, any time, any place
I'm going to the club to practice my pickup artist skills.

Well I'm staying home to wank and practice my dick-up artist skills
by D Flawless July 18, 2021
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when its such a good time it makes you feel like you're having an orgasm
john:dam it feels like a dick up the ass
james: so true bestie
by cheemsit May 15, 2021
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