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A decision that is made by your dick rather than your brain.
I know she was Jimmy's girl and I shouldn't have slept with her, but i made a bad dickcision.
by A.J.L. February 18, 2010
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Jun 5 Word of the Day
A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.
17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.
by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005
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a dickcision is a decision made solely on the basis of getting dicked down
Girl A: I can’t believe you did that thing
Girl B: I made a dickcision and now I have to live with it
by shesinthehouse December 14, 2017
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