to be dickbirdy, to act like a dickbird aka douchepop, shittits. To act aloof like a lost mule in search of berries. To be generally lacking anything of use, help, or positive impact

A terrible lifting contraption designed to frustrate and possibly kill its occupants if neophytes. Most often found in the blazing sun during late july.

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

Foolish person, see also knob jockey. Also derogatory term to those who look androgynous through ugliness.

Worthless person that you don't care about.

A “know it all”, some one who already “knew that”. All information is not new to them.

Simple. A bird with a man dick

1. (noun) Nickname given to the mobile, hydraulic scissor lifts used on construction sites around massachusetts during the dickbird period which took place during the July 2008 summer

2. (noun) Anything that is anything

3. (adj, adv) Used to describe things that are stupid , annoying , foolish , or dickbird-ish

A common spam created by the Shadow Elves Clan.A Dickbird is an annoying bird.