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(1) adj - situation whereupon a female is undeniably at the mercy of her high-maintinence boyfriend & answers to his every beck and call, usually followed by the reprioritizing of boyfriend over friends, family, school, food, water, and air.

(2) adj - making decisions based on the incentive of sex

The female version of being pussy whipped.
(1) OMG, Caitlyn is so dick-whipped that she ignored her niece when she needed her room keys back and didn't answer her phone or the door.

(2) If he didn't give it up all the time, she wouldn't be so goddamned dick-dazzled.
by GrrrlllScout December 03, 2008
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Jul 25 Word of the Day
A jack off buddy (from 'cum' /'come', meaning 'semen', and 'companion'); a friend that you get together with for sessions of solo or mutual masturbation
Variant of: cumpanion (from 'companion' & 'cum'); jack off buddy & wank bud & JO buddy
Similar to: fuck buddy
My bf and I used to really get it on together, but now it's just the occasional cumpadre wank
by Gladys Pipps-Knightley May 14, 2007
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