The straight, simple rules of life that will guarantee you success.
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
Miracle of the internet.
How to achieve serenity.
A twitter account: www.twitter.com/#!/DicksTips
-"Did you do number one?"
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
--'What? Are you crazy?'
-"I mean DicksTips#1!"
--'Oh, right! Of course, my good man!'
-"How did you know hepatitis be a thing?"
--'Because I know my Dick's Tips!'
-"Do you follow anyone on Twitter?"
--'Only, like, 5 people.'
-"Who do you follow?"
--'It's simple: Oprah, SteveMartinToGo, USAToday, KChenoweth, and DicksTips!'
by Sandy, The Dog Voice April 10, 2011
A person that pretends he has authority as a means to compensate for sub-par ability and knowledge. Just below Assclown in the social hierarchy.
by ironmike2008 August 22, 2008
A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
by Ray Head April 23, 2008
by ALLY_BRUH April 20, 2018
poorly done circumcision can cause the tip, helmet head part, to be cocked to left or right: head not in line with shaft when hard
his crooked dick tip was IMMEDIATELY obvious
by fucked up cock February 15, 2012
A game much like "tiddilywinks" in which the goal is to hit the tip of your opponent's penis with your penis.
by LBS Bandit May 28, 2008
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