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Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so right around his penis that it bulges out around the seam creating a weggie I’m in his dick and pants
DUDE what’s with the dick wedge?!
When Jacob sat down he had a major dick wedge.
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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Jun 1 Word of the Day
The two states of being are as a human being, or a hungry ghost. Semi-regularly you need to ask yourself which you are. Sometimes it is human. Others, alas, it is hungry ghost.

The hungry ghost seeks validity outside of themselves. Someone pining for an indifferent ex is a hungry ghost. Someone who arrives alone at 6:30 on Saturday night to a pub is probably a hungry ghost. Obsessive checking of mobile phones, chat sites or networks are clear signs that one is a hungry ghost.

The best thing to do is just stay home and ride it out. Read a book. Find some good clean fun.
Mate: How are you?
Dumped: I'm a hungry ghost, man.

Mate: What'd ya do last night?
HG: Urg. I hungry ghosted around The Oxford for a few hours, then walked home past her house, and HIS car was there...

Mate: Why'd you call man?! It's just rampant hungry ghostery.
by Dr Winterbourne February 16, 2009
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Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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Dick wedge is a word for when a males pants are pulled up so tight around his penis that it bulges out around the seem createing a weggie in his dick and balls
Oh wow look at his dick wedge! -
DUDE what with the dick wedge-
When Jacob say down he had a major dick wedge
by Dick wedge March 26, 2019
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