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A person in need of cock to survive. Lives of the semen of others. Jaw is similar to the vampires from Blade 2.
Mark threw on his kneepads and instantaneously became a dick vampire. He quickly skidded across the groung and latched his mandibles to Nicks gooch with a resounding tha-whack.
by SOJAA December 24, 2016
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When someone thinks they are the main character of their life. Usually comes with a side of individuality complex, quirky style and a self centered point of view.
"I asked Jenny where the beer was and she said 'Just over the horizon, like my dreams.'"

"Yeah, that girl has a major case of Main Character Syndrome."
by CrazyandIknowit April 27, 2021
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A person who sucks dick obsessively like a vampire sucks blood.
She is such a dick vampire.
by #malatto May 29, 2014
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