Urban Dictionary: Dick thirty

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dickthirty is the time at which no human being should be up. dickthirty is generally any time before 5. waking up at dick thirty is normally characterized by bloodshot eyes, questioning your mental standing, and but not limited to non-stop pounding on the nearest snooze button

man my shift starts at 5 AM, I better start my alarm clock for dick thirty

by Daxter286 November 24, 2011

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NPR-American

A class of US citizen that receives all their news from the National Public Radio, or NPR, and no other sources. See: shit-lib, NPC, or SWPL (white educated liberal bohemian).

This personality is the counterpart of an American who is addicted to Fox News. Both demographics fail to cultivate objective opinions due to a biased media diet. This is to no fault of both groups; it's the result of the USA's piss-poor journalistic standards, ethics and values.

Josie is such a NPR-American, all her political knowledge is from sound bites on her morning commute to work. She has no reason to be so smug.

by monkeylabor September 12, 2021

dick thirty

from the latin; approximately thirty minutes after the point where you realize that you have had more to drink than thought humanly possible, and your genitalia makes an unexpected but welcome appearance.

"put your dick away!"
"but dont you know what time it is?"

by jason June 14, 2004

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Dick-thirty

The time of the day when you need to get laid and it is absolutely necessary to have sex

I'm getting tired of just talking about it. Time to take your clothes of because its dick-thirty.

by givdoggy dog March 23, 2010

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Dick-thirty

About thirty minutes after the realization that you've drank more than any human has any right to, and your genitalia unexpectedly makes and appearence.

What? It's dick thirty!

by Jizzmaster J June 07, 2004

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dick thirty

the act of putting your dick around your wrist as if it was a watch.

dude: "hey what time is it?"

guy: (pulls a dick thirty) "its dick thirty!!"

by dudes you can trust July 25, 2008

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