Someone who keeps using your email address to sign up for stupid teenager shit.
Some kid used my email address to create the XBOX handle LuBe_SNIPER.

Wow, sounds like a dick guzzling douche.
by SlightlyAmused December 09, 2013
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1. A cleansing wipe for a penis.
2. A female equivalent of a Douche bag, that is usually PMS'ing and in a real bitchy state.
a. Eric: Damn! your mom threw my gameboy out the window because she said it was too loud!
John: Yeah... Shes being a real dick douche today...

b. Girl: Why does your junk smell like febreze?
Boy: I just used a dick douche!
by Wattx November 23, 2008
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Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.
by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009
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My dick-douche baby daddy couldn't buy diapers but he could bail his homie out of jail with $2000.
by 20blitz00 May 20, 2016
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