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“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup

Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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When you see a girl that's been up for a week trying to look good but their so smoked out it looks like thay put their makeup on with a dick
omg look at that tweeker bitch she thanks she looks good with her dick makeup on
by Ateaball and flailing tuff January 20, 2021
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