Dick magic is when a dude makes his dick levitate without even holding it or anything, its just pure magic.
Dude, did you see that dudes dick just go up, down and around! He wasn't even holding his dick! He's totally good at dick magic.
by Peepnis August 8, 2019
When a girl says one minute she's not giving it up so you put the charm and then the next min she's ready to go .
Girl, i was so pissed at him, I told him no sex this weekend, but buy sunday morning he had me wanting it so bad I gave it up. He must of used the dick magic on me.
by Hotpoketz November 12, 2018
by TrickyDickyDicksterFullOfDicks May 28, 2009
Magic Ninja: "Yo man all these bitches be wantin and rubbin all up on me."
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
Stupid Ass Guy: "Why man?"
Magic Ninja: "Cause Im a Magic Dick
by Magical Ninja March 8, 2008
A dick who sees a magic trick at an angle, so he sees what is happening. Then the dick thinks that he is smart, so he tells everyone how it is done and ruins the fun.
Boy: Chris thinks he's so smart because he saw the magic trick from behind.
Girl: What a magic dick!
Girl: What a magic dick!
by holymoosebomb March 24, 2007
The imaginary measuring device guys in personal ads use to measure their penises. The MDR adds anywhere from 2 to 5 inches to the length of a penis.
Ad-reader: "Wow! This guy has 10 inches! Check out this ad!"
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
Friend: "Maybe if you're measuring with the magic dick ruler..."
by Edo Alonge January 23, 2008