I took that bitch back home last night and spent the whole night plowing the dick ditch..

That whore Stacey is such a dick ditch.

"This hottie and me were getting in on real good, for sure! But then..., I um, got a little ick on me, so I had to bounce!"
"You poop dick ditched? David, that's some basic ass shit right there."

Person 1: Did you hear about Lindsay? She had to drop out cause she got knocked up.
Person 2: Yeah, apparently her boyfriend did a dick and ditch.

M 1: hey man how are you and Sally?
M2: we don't talk anymore, I decided to dick and ditch.

“Wow, I wanted to cuddle but instead I got dick and ditched.”

Yo did you hear about what Leslie did to Tom last night... She dick dong ditched... What a hoe.