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The amount of new dicks you need to get in you, before you can consider yourself "over" your ex. Measured in inches/feet.
I reckon I need about 3 feet of dick distance from Steve.
by Tee4535 June 24, 2017
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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The perfect length between two men when their dicks can touch. Like gently brushing the lips of your lover, but like with the holes on your dick.
My dick distance only grew shorter as something else got longer.
by FunkWithALittleSpunk March 12, 2016
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