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by sagelovesyou November 15, 2009
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Used for years to describe women who engage in large amounts of unprotected sex with random men and doesn't clean their vagina's out of men's cum after sex, which leaves a thick white residue like cheese behind that last for days without cleaning.
Did you hear about the guy who picked up a chick last night? He was rubbing his dick against the cheese grater and got enough cheese to last a week!
by viper15 September 19, 2016
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When you have sex with a girl from Philadelphia and you pull out to see another man's semen on your penis.
Man 1: dude! Did you smash that chick from the club last night?

Man 2: yeah, but that hoe gave me a Philly cheese dick. And it wasn't my semen.
by L-town dude March 21, 2018
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When you pull out of your hotel and some other dude's nut is on your penis.
I was rather upset when I pulled out of my girl and had a Philly Cheese Dick.
by TheBoss412 February 05, 2018
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The holy holiday on July 10th that celebrates all uncircumcised men and their dick cheese. People usually spend this day making their own dick cheese in honor of the homies
Jake: Yo Sean’s birthday is on national dick cheese day!
Jake #2: No way that’s tomorrow I’m so excited nigga.
by Ddukvsrijfdjopjdacn July 09, 2019
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by casualtater August 20, 2019
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