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1)A dick check is when you check someone’s dick for glitter, to see if they’ve had sex recently
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
2)a made up expression by one of ayydubs’ fans
I was dating this dude for like 3 days and I made my best friend and I agree on a polygamist relationship so they could have sex so I could break up with him. I did a dick check just to make sure they did it.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx January 26, 2019
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some one who gets hit by cars and continues to think he is cool because of it...also enjoys calling jonah fat
by bobcheck April 10, 2010
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1. A male Knowingly or Unknowingly thrusting his crotch into a oncoming ( usually Unaware person )
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
-- Similar to a "Hump" or "Crotch thrust."
Note*
Instead of a hip check or shoulder check....... dick check!
2. pwning a person with something unusual picture or text message.
1. "If that dude doesn't slow down he might DICK CHECK that person who's bent over!"
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
2. Jerry: Dick CHECK!!
by MrSelfDestruct (bjizzle) March 12, 2009
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I went to a legal brothel in Nevada. Before I could negotiate with her, I had to have a dick check done.
by Michael_in_Cali October 16, 2007
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When you check your balls for an odor by rubbing your nutts/penis then smelling your fingers. usually done before a date, before oral sex, or during the day when you wore the same draws and just flipped em inside out.
She gave me that seductive look while walking by my office...so i did a quick dick check it checked out so i went on to make my move.
by Keovani® October 10, 2007