The act of a man copulating with a woman and then escaping before she can manipulate him into committing.

The instinctual male behavior of trying to pile up as many women as possible and then dive into them, dick first.

The last, late night attempt of a woman to pick up a man at the bar, party or other social and intoxicated scenario. Usually this occurs when the woman set out to get laid, and now must make such a thing happen in order to not feel the shame of dick-lack.

When sitting in an upright position trying not to nod off, ones head tends to dip down towards the penis in a diving motion, hence, Dick Diving.

The highly masculine act of open hand smacking (or grabbing!) of another man's genitals, accompanied by the exclimation "DICK DIVE!"

Guy (or a girl) is laying like a plank, the other girl or guy is squatting above him and jumps onto their dick and lands on it

A man who is an asshole to you and might also be gay.