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When a significantly noticeable portion of one's weight is derived from the weight of one's penis.
How much do you weigh?

About 180 lbs

WHAT? But you're so short! How can you weigh more than I do???

Oh, most of that is my dick weight. The rest of my body is really only about 130 lbs.
by MyDicWeighs3000 January 08, 2011
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Jul 26 Word of the Day
Noun: a friend who is usually only called upon by a friend when a more primary/prominent friend is unavailable.

Taken from the term “second string” in an athletic competition situation. In football, if the star quarterback gets injured during a play, the second string is called off the bench to replace him/her. A “Second String Friend” is essentially benched until needed, if ever.

Synonyms: Plan B, Second Choice, Secondary Friend, Benched Until Needed
I got a call from X the other night. She had an extra ticket to a concert she bought for a friend, but they couldn’t make it so she called me to ask if I wanted to go because I am her Second String Friend.
by Deus-ex-machina August 26, 2020
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When a girl is in a relationship with a guy for a while and they have a lot of sex. She doesn't feel the need to exercise or eat healthy. And she gains weight.
What's up with Shandra? She's been getting fat!

Well she's been dating joey for a while!
Ohhh it's that dick weight!
by Jnizzledizzleshizzle May 05, 2010
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Someone who is a complete and utter liability and is someone who spends way too much time doing things that get proven useless almost immediately.
ProZD - when your party member dies permanently (YouTube)

Lysanderoth - "King Dragon sends his regards."

shoots Archibald, sad music starts playing

Dennis - "Archibald, no!"

cut to Archibald dying

Dennis - "You can't die!"

Archibald - "It's ok, Dennis, it'll be ok."

Dennis (crying) - "I put my best equipment on you!"

sad music stops, cuts to Archibald

Archibald - "What?"

sad music resumes,

Dennis (still crying) - "I got you one thousand lightning bolts for your final weapon!"

Archibald - "Are you fucking serious right now?"

Dennis (STILL CRYING) - "I level-grinded you for hours!"

Archibald - "You are a dickweight."
by arihdyasn February 01, 2021
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