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Using your penis to have a sword fight while wearing a glow in the dark condom.
I walked in on my boyfriend and his best friend playing Dick Wars. I'm concerned.
by I'm Dirty Dan October 07, 2010
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when you're hungover as shit after a spending a night drunk as a skunk
I'm hungover as a duck let's go get some grub
by pokeythepony June 25, 2021
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The term for wanting you and a pal to whip out your dicks and start having a light sabor battle resulting in the two of them getting softish
I want to have a dick war with you and clank my softish cock against yours...can we?
by courtnaenae hinchie March 28, 2020
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