7
an irreversible and damning side-effect of pro-hormone and pro-testosterone products, where overdosing on said products will result in men developing enlarged and overly elongated nipples that resemble dickheads.
Man: So doc, just give it to me straight. What's wrong with my titties?
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
Doctor: Well, have you been taking any fitness or workout enhancement products?
Man: No, not really, other than your run of the mill pro-hormone and pro-testosterone.
Doctor: I see. It seems that you have a case of the dick titties. Sadly, there is no cure for your condition. I'm afraid there is nothing I can do for you.
Man: NOOO!!!
Doctor: *stifled laugh* dick titties
by (b O_o)b June 29, 2011
8
When your Ramsey (boss) coddles his employees, they really want a little titty. Since he is male all he can give them is some dicktitty.
by Matisse1 December 27, 2016
9
Bob: Yo! You’ve been staring at that girl all night. Go talk to her already!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!
John: Nah, it’s all good. She’s not my type anyway.
Bob: Bruh, you’re such a fucking dicktitty!!
by iLoveMangoes October 15, 2018