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A term used to describe the aesthetics of the male testicles.
Danielle~ "My dick tits are bigger than yours. "

Bret ~ "Quit calling my balls dick tits! "
by bret maverick October 18, 2018
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When you slap your girlfriend's nipple with your dick and it turns into a penis, then slap the other and turn it into a dick
Person 1: I dick slapped Jenna's titties and they magically turned to dicktits

Person 2: Lol, Let me take a picture and upload it to Google
by ( ͜。 ͡ʖ ͜。) January 25, 2017
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Typically found on tall women like between the ages of 40-death. More than likely has breastfed at least 5 children.

When freely hung, they droop below the belly button. They are much longer than the typical set. The nipples must be large enough to resemble the head of a penis.
Hey Lalemo! How you get that black eye?

Man my baby mama was cooking me grits without a bra on and turned around and hit me in the damn eye with her dick tits!
by BreadMan Cometh January 14, 2020
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