Tits like a pair of flaccid peni. Tits that have been used up

Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.

Tits that have nipples that are unnaturally long, resembling small dicks

A pair of breasts which have an immense amount of veins which are quite visible, resembling a penis.

Slang for testicles cause "balls" and "nuts" are so '90s.

When a female or male titties are stretch out they look like dicks.

A person or object that is:
a. Someone who's such an asshole you don't know what to call them
b. A pretty woman you meet at the pub, have a few drinks with then go back to your place with, only to realise she has much more downstairs. Or...
c. That one bloke you want to beat the absolute shit out of