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Tits like a pair of flaccid peni. Tits that have been used up
Oh my god she has dick tits. I'm here now I may as well still fuck her
by Montiero is the worst Chris November 14, 2020
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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Nipples that extend out real long and grotesquely.
dem dick tits barely fit in her bra, yo. they ass long as my slong!! Oh My God!
by tien duong August 15, 2006
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word used to describe someone in a sarcastic manner.
What's up dicktit? how re you?

by Brian aka shwangtwong August 03, 2006
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1. The appearance of breasts created by holding one's scrotum tightly against one's penis shaft, so that the testicles appear as the aforementioned breasts, with the head of the penis as the head of a tiny woman. Works best if the penis is both circumcised and shaved. However, a hairy penis and/or ballsack can give the hilarious impression of a busty gorilla.

2. An angry interjection used to express frustration.

3. An insult implying stupidity or annoyance.
1. Person 1: "Hey dude, check out these huge dicktits!"
Person 2: "You're a fag."

2. "Fucking dicktits! I hit my goddamn thumb with this hammer!"

3. "Stop being such a fucking dicktit, you goddamn assmunching cheesedick moron."
by Japhasca July 26, 2011
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a new form of insult or phrase to express anger or surprise.
This test is gonna be dicktits.

shut up dicktits
by nutshak February 24, 2009
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A word for someone that does something stupid and really embarrases you infront of a croud
*your mate falls over infront of the whole year on sports day and starts screaming/laughing*
"OMG what an absolute dicktit!!"
by Haynzee July 10, 2008
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